DOGGY QUOTES
"Dogs
are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
- Roger Caras -
"A door is what a dog is
always on the wrong side of."
- Ogden Nash -
"What counts is not necessarily the size of
the dog in the fight,
it's the size of fight in the dog."
- Dwight D. Eisenhower -
"Heaven
goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out
and your dog would go in."
- Mark Twain -
"Buy a
pup and your money will buy love unflinching that cannot lie."
- Rudyard Kipling -
"A puppy is the only thing
on this earth that loves you more
than he loves himself."
- Josh Billings -
"The
dog was created specifically for children. He is the god of frolic."
-Henry Ward Beecher -
"When a dog wags his tail
and barks at the same time,
how do you know which end to believe?"
-Anonymous -
"Being patted is what it
is all about"
- Roger Caras -
"Money will buy a good
dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail."
- Josh Billings -
"One barking dog set all
the street a-barking"
- H.G. Bohn -
"A dog is one of the few
remaining reasons why some people
can be persuaded to go for a walk."
- O.A. Battista -
"The dog represents all
that is best in man."
- Etienne Charlet -
"The fidelity of a dog is
a precious gift demanding no less than
the friendship of the human being.
The bond with a true dog is as lasting as the ties of this earth
can ever be."
- Konrad Lorenz -
"To err is human, to
forgive is canine"
- Anonymous -
"There is no faith which
has never been broken,
except that of a truly faithful dog"
- Konrad Lorenz -
"A lean dog shames its
master"
- Japanese Proverb -
"The censure of a dog is
something no man can stand"
- Christopher Morley -
"Goldens take your heart,
and cherish it..
they walk with it, and sleep with it,
and they will never let it out of their sight...
and when it's their time, they will take a
little piece of it with them to remember you by....
and leave a piece for you to remember them by...."
- Author unknown -
"No man can be condemned
for owning a dog.
As long as he has a dog, he has a friend."
- Will Rogers -
"A dog teaches a boy
fidelity, perseverence, and to
turn around three times before lying down."
- Robert Benchley -
"Whoever said you can't
buy happiness forgot about little puppies."
- Gene Hill -
"In dog years I'm dead"
- Unknown -
"The dog's kennel is not
the place to keep a sausage."
- Danish Proverb -
"Outside of a dog, a book
is probably man's best friend,
and inside of a dog, it's too dark to read."
- Groucho Marx -
"To his dog, every
man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs."
- Aldous Huxley -
"Did you ever walk into a
room and forget why you walked in?
I think that is how dogs spend their lives."
- Sue Murphy -
"Did you hear about the
dyslexic agnostic insomniac
who stays up all night wondering if there really is a Dog?"
- Unknown -
"No animal should ever
jump up on the dining-room furniture unless
absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation."
- Fran Lebowitz -
"Ever consider what they
must think of us?
I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most
amazing haul- chicken, pork, half cow.
They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!"
- Anne Tyler -
"My dog is worried about
the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can.
That's almost $7.00 in dog money."
- Joe Weinstein -
"If I have any beliefs
about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known
will go to heaven, and very, very few persons."
- James Thurber -
"Don't accept your dog's
admiration
as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful."
- Ann Landers -
"Women and cats will do as
they please
and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea."
- Robert A. Heinlein -
"In order to keep a true
perspective of one's importance,
everyone should have a dog that will worship him
and a cat that will ignore him."
- Dereke Bruce, Taipei,
Taiwan -
"There is no psychiatrist
in the world like a puppy licking your face."
- Ben Williams -
"Cat's Motto: No matter
what you've done wrong, always try to make
it look like the dog did it."
- Unknown -
"No one appreciates the
very special genius of your conversation
as the dog does."
- Christopher
Morley -
"Man is a dog's idea of
what God should be."
- Holbrook Jackson -
"The average dog is a
nicer person than the average person."
- Andrew A. Rooney -
"He is
your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog.
You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be your"
- Unknown -
"I care
not for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it."
- Abraham Lincoln -
