Jokes

A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a Midwest town, which he planned to
visit on his vacation.

He wrote, "I would very much like to bring my dog with me.  He is well
groomed and very well behaved. Would you be willing to permit me to keep him
in my room with me at night?"

An immediate reply came from the hotel owner, who said, "I've been operating
this hotel for many years. In all that time, I've never had a dog steal
towels, bedclothes, silverware or pictures off the walls.  I've never had to
evict a dog in the middle of the night for being drunk and disorderly.  And
I've never had a dog run out on a hotel bill.  Yes, indeed, your dog is
welcome at my hotel, and if your dog will vouch for you, you're welcome to
stay here, too!"

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